Ooof!
I didn't laugh at all*
_{*May contain bullshit}
EDIT. They found the black box.

This is your captain speaking. If you look to the left you will see we have lost a wing. Now, if you look to the right, you will see an orange dot getting bigger, that's me and that blonde air hostess in a dingy. Thank you for flying Air France.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

You know what. I've been on planes that got into trouble before, but I survived.
Do you know why? Because I didn't give up as soon as things got a bit hairy.
This whole episode is proof, if proof be need be, that the French shouldn't be allowed to travel.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I concur.
We shold confiscate any passport with even the shightest whiff of garlic and anti-perspirent and lock up the owner for life.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)