Wank like a chimp on the boss' chair.
And try and jizz a smiley face.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Thing is, my boss is a mate
I might just crack one off out the window onto the policemen below
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)