I'm going to sue the government for not making a job out of thin air for me.
Loss of earnings, mental anguish, head injury, it's all there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

You should probably just go self-employed as a full time persuit.
That's what I'm going to do now, if I can manage not to put my neck out for a few weeks at a time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I don't know what I'd do.
I'm going to go into that interesting computer shop in town though and ask them if they've got any work. Or if I can sell my computers in their window or something.
If that doesn't work, going to have to start going to the IT professional social networking events that go on here and pretend I want a programming job.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)