Reminds me of a story of one of Spacefish's mates,
he was in a club and turned round and thought he'd knocked a girl over, so he went and "helped her up", only for her to start screaming for him to put her down. It was then he realised she'd got no legs.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

pfft, that is bad luck.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)