topiclol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'm on fire
Metaphorically speaking

And I have presents. I opened them while the bird was here cuz it sucks to open presents with no one around. She accidentally bought me a white gold bracelet that is exactly the same style as my engagement ring. This makes me do a :)
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

chav

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

It's been 12 minutes and I can't think of a hilarious response
You're going to have to give me more to work with Chompy.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

You Norwich Chav

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I don't own anything Kappa or Elizabeth Duke :(
I did once live in Chavtown, Norwich, also known as Mile Cross, but that's was only because I couldn't afford a house anywhere else.

It was fine, we never had any trouble, they go to other parts of Norwich to steal things because everyone in Mile Cross knows their mums.

EDIT: TL-DR innit blud
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

are you going to post me some rice crispy cakes as a late birthday present or not?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

No. No I'm not
Even though they're full of chocolatey syrupy marshmallowy goodness.

There are only 22 and I have to take some in for the bouncers.

If there are any left after my BEZZIE MATE gets her paws on them then I will post you one, for definite. I have the tupperware.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

AARGHHHH
*strops*
*throws stapler on floor*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh chompy :(
I'm sorry. I must be such a disappointment.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

you fucking are,
shitbitch
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Bumder

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

slutcunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Are you a lesbian now ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

What's this?
I'm clearly a man.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I thought you were a lapdancer ?
I cant keep up with all the lies online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I tuck my willy between my legs
It's like Silence of the Lambs but without any acting.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)