I wouldn't buy any footballers.
There's more money floating around in that bowl than is needed anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

you could start a team with a load of 18-year olds from local sixth forms.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

That'd mean being around them by choice, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)