Of your mums cunt
Which, in a twist that would tax Agatha Christie, smells like your grandads cock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I can't be arsed cooking tonight
is it ok to just drink two cans of Tesco Red Bull knockoff?

I reckon that's got vitamins in it, probably. It tastes a bit like fruit. And there's definitely no fat in it, I reckon that's a healthy diet.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

i think it might have B12
so you're good to go
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Stick a sausage in it and you're sorted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

that's fancy cooking in my book
i had guinness and mini chedders, fucking stuffed, i love eating out
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)