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animals in poetry.
'I wandered lonely as a cow'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
Poetry?
Fuck off you woofting nancy.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
Porphyria's Plover

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
Oh very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
I'm bloody good, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
my dad's neighbour died of porphyria
so, that was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
I swandered pony asp a cow

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
You're rubbish now you're sane.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
You're mean now your bird's having an affair with Pickle Fairy

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
why am i the only one here who has to be nice?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
o the injustis kwik march on washinten

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
i would do, but you lot would only message the mods and say i'm being mean to washington, spastic fuckers, timid forum losers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
NO OFFENCE

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I feel bullied.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
:(
There's NEVER any food in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
rofl my lol

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
why can no one spell Jonathan correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
I can
It being my name and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
yes, but you smell

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
Of your mums cunt
Which, in a twist that would tax Agatha Christie, smells like your grandads cock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
I can't be arsed cooking tonight
is it ok to just drink two cans of Tesco Red Bull knockoff?

I reckon that's got vitamins in it, probably. It tastes a bit like fruit. And there's definitely no fat in it, I reckon that's a healthy diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
i think it might have B12
so you're good to go
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Stick a sausage in it and you're sorted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
that's fancy cooking in my book
i had guinness and mini chedders, fucking stuffed, i love eating out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Because there are various spellings?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
No more than there are ways to spell David

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Dai, daffydd?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
No
David. The English name that is David.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
My point stands.
In the UK, there are various spellings of Jonathan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Yes of course
I'll ask my mate Nathon about it too
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
the raven

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Suddenly I heard a flapping
as of something that used to be quacking
crackling gently 'hind my oven door
/The Raven a l'Orange
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
what should i be doing here?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
massaging Bisto into your tits

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
i cant be bothered, no offence, or not, i'm nice, great

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
Tell us about your bivvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
i can't be bothered, no offence, i'm nice, great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
A Bream Within A Bream.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Beo-wolf
that was easy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Whan Cnut Cyng the Witan wold enfeoff
Of Infangthief and Outfangthief
Wonderlich were they enwraged
And wordwar waged
Swarë Cnut great scot and lot
Swingë wold ich this illbegotten lot.

Wroth was Cnut and wrothword spake
Well wold he win at wapentake
Swingéd Cnut with swung sword
Howléd Witane hellë but hearkened his word
Murië sang Cnut Cyng
Outfangthief is damgudthyng.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
Sad as it may seem
I can translate most of that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Not surprising, as it's a modern* parody.
* 80 years old, rather than 1500.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
what happened next?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
he went to the toilet,
and then he flew out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
if its not dogs pissing on bridesmaids im just not interested

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
Dolce Et Decorum Kestrel.

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
Pro Patria Horsey

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I like big bats and I can't deny
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty plaice
And a rhombozoa in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
I know why the caged bird sings.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
A bream within a bream.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
I took the calf less traveled
and it has made all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)