Things I have learned these last 2 days
..drinking 2 litres of Irn Bru in a day will do terrible things to you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Do you have radioactive wee?

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

I went to bed...
....with a racing heart, vague chest pains and couldn't sleep until gone 2.

Got up at 6 for work today feeling like I'd had a night out with Hankster drinking two to his one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Turns you scottish for a start
And noone should go through that

Thats why ive begun the 'Breed Scots Out' programme
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

it'll make all your teeth fall out
and your hair turn ginger
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

that is a terrifying mental image
thank you
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Cheech
is the single bestest drink in the world...I ahve no idea what is in it, but it is alcoholic and lovely...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

does it taste of fonz' testicles?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)