I can't bowl properly.
My thumb doesn't fit into the thumb hole.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00,
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Bowling is shit anyway.
I've never got the hang of it. And wearing someone else's shoes is fucking rank.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:16,
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