I think on the whole, only fat people know their exact weight.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

but i am not fat!
i have just been measuring because my diet is all weird and i have been shitting liquid.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)