enough of this shit,
how much do you weigh?
i'm fourteen stone and 5.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Just under ten stone.
I make the internet look bad.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

A little under 13 stone.
/6'4" and apparently 2st underweight
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

You're all skin and bone.
Eat some more meat.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

I eat lots of meat!
Thing is, my metabolism works much faster than my jaws.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Lard and Lemons then.
The lemons are for bitterness, obviously. :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I bet if you licked the tarmac on this street, it'd taste of lemons.
Ho ho!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

he he

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

that can't be right,
i've just measured you on the bmi, and even if by a little under 13 stone means 12 stone, you are still within the healthy range.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

and would mean that i would be about half a stone underweight,
what with me being taller than you.
and i am not underweight.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

maybe it is my enormous tumour skewing the results here.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Aye, that's why I said "apparently".
I don't look or feel particularly rakish.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

who the hell told you that?
not a doctor, surely, as they measure these things using the bmi. maybe you are talking to idiots, or are an idiot. sorry if this sounds harsh but i have cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Sorry to hear that.
And it was the "official" BMI test that told me this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

no it wasn't,
i hope you die of cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

BMI can be misleading.
Anyone who's built up more muscle than the average bear will show up as overweight. Anyone with less muscle mass will show up underweight.

You're better off getting a body fat anaylsis, and combining that with BMI.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

of this i am well aware thank you captain obvious

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

You're still a fatty.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

You fat shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

at least one stone of that is tumour though

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

the chemo will offset that

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

great way to get in shape for the summer

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I honestly don't know

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

or care?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

or indeed care

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

ok so you're indifferent already,
stop rubbing it in :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I think on the whole, only fat people know their exact weight.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

but i am not fat!
i have just been measuring because my diet is all weird and i have been shitting liquid.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I could go and weigh myself now if it's important to you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

considering my condition,
i think it's only fair.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'm really sorry, I just cannot be bothered

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

you are worse than himmler.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Just over 8 stone I think.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

*beats you up*
Online.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

*skinny fives*
*passes out*
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

I think I may be a bit more than that, not measured myself in a long time.
can't work the damn electric scales we have
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

i'm ethereal and am thus weightless

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

the username says it all

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

98,000 grains!

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

This means you're cunt.
Congratulations!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Well at last weigh 15 stone and 12.
So, it's heading downwards and I'm happy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I'm the heaviest in this thread.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)