Morning poo.
Slightly light in colour, with firm consistency, good volume with minimal splashback.

Moderate wiping.

An all-time classic.

9.5/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

Lovely
I shat myself inside out at 5 o'clock due to a violent curry for supper, the left overs of which I have brought to work and will be eating at 9. Good times ahead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

i found a dead crow by my car this morning when i got out of it.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

it's beautiful. and slightly flat.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Did it fight it's way out of your arse?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

A morning poo
A morning poo
Light another candle and
Release me
Release me

You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head
Howling down the chimney
Release me
Release me
Please
Release me
Release me
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

I stll prefere magic poo.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I've just read Mike's profile list of OMG FLOUNCES while having a poo
it was truly joyful. I'd forgotten about Bob Todd and her pockets-o'-tampax, and Rotating Wobbly Hat's tirade against Rathen (I think it was Rathen).
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)