Anyone called
Internet Lawyerman using the Internet to send legal/threatening things should be treated with a nice big serving of Get To Fuck

A) Anyone can shout legal shite across the internet
B) Never do anything in response to legal-internet-shite, until you get something concrete in writing. Multiple times.
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

InternetLawyerman is a comedy account.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

you should have added
DUHHHHHHHHHH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I should have added
Here's what I think of something at early o'clock in the morning before my tea levels have risen
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Excuses excuses...
DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I WOULD LIKE A PLATE
OF MALTY DEATH PLEASE, WITH CHIPS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
( The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

CAKE OR DEATH.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)