I wish.
I'm the only poster I'm sure igor's not. I suspect a midlander, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

whoever it is
it's fucking ace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

that's exactly what someone who was igor would say

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)