oh for fucks sake
My mate has just been interviewed by the police as he shouted at a group of girls sitting on his car. One of them decided to phone the police as (and I quote) "he was rude to us"

The little darlings were actually sitting on his bonnet smoking and drinking cider, (none of them old enough to be doing either) and he gets interviewed for telling them to basically get off his property.

so there you go, it is perfectly acceptable to sit on top of somebody's car and drink as long as you are under 16.

what's for lunch?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Lock him up and lock you up too for boring us then asking about dinner.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Under a JMG leadership. Here's who gets locked up overnight.
BORING people.
UNRULY YOUTHS.
UGLY people in ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE'S CLOTHING.
GMoS deniers.
RACISTS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hmmm
As a 'Orrid Rozzer myself, that seems a bit silly. I would hazard it was just 'words of advice' rather than an actual interview though..? The little darlings probably said he was threatening, which if they found frightening could potentially be viewed as Common Assault. Don't get me wrong though - I'm sure they were brats
(Eggo ergo I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I think I'd go into screaming windmill mode if I saw anyone sitting on my bike.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Get the ignition put on remote.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'd really like to run screaming and windmilling at someone though.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

It's just fun to see how high people jump when the bike they're leaning on
suddenly turns itself on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

haha
you do have a point. I broke it the other day by dropping it. Doh.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Ah, council scum.
It was a smoked ham sandwich, but I ate it earlier because I was so hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

He got interviewed
That's it. Calm down.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

but he's probably a paedophile
what if it was YOUR 16 year old chav scum daughter he's shouted at, eh? I mean, morally, that's pretty much rape. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

The rule then is phone the Police first.
Or crossbow them from a distance. That would be my choice.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

They didn't arrest him did they?
so what's the problem, do you think a young girl making a complaint about an older man should not be investigated?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)