I read of Paris Hilton's frisky night with Ronaldo in the press.But I was astonished to see you in the background of the photos feeling up most of the members from "The Pussycat Dolls".
Blimey Double R!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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*dandyish swirling of cane*Nicole sends you her regards. Sexy regards.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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FROM THE RENAULT ADVERTS?!Lordy!
You do keep high company!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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"Nicole?""Papa?"
"Out slagging your way round all the cock in Paris again?"
"Out being unfaithful to Mama again?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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"Don't be silly darling. You know I had Mama bumped off when she started threatening to take me to the cleaners"(
RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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"oh, Papa, silly me, of course. I'd better go, this Parisien cock isn't all going to suck itself"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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"Save some for me!"*Minces off in Renault*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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