As I refuse to meet any of you people. Mainly due to death threats and the over excited we see on here. (Strangely many of these people are from Yorkshire?)
Who'd like to meet Hubare doing an impression of me?
Like those lookalikes you see. There's money to be made here.

/edit
Yes. I am attending that Capt HB b4sh. Stop gazzing me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

This is fun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Sebastian_Winnett

"Subject is not noteworthy, page has been created as a joke as "Winnet" is a slang term for faecal adhesion."
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

OHH WORMULUS!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'll just pop this back on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Poor Wormy. You're all so horrid.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Pffft.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I STRONGLY CONDEMN THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR
WAIT TIL I FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Look in the mirror, you horrible man.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

that is an OUTRAGEOUS allegation!
I'll see you in COURT for that sir!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

DOES ANYONE KNOW A LAWYER?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Does anybody know what
"Operation Bum Injection" is ?
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

A vaacination programme for the homeless?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

it's ART
I'd explain it to you but you've never been to Oxford

you spotty little oik
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

web.archive.org/web/20080115200202/http://www.seduced-twg.com/artist_profiles/sebastian.html
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Does this mean you might not make our bash afterall?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

OH I AM ATTENDING YOUR B4SH ALRIGHT, CAPTN HOOD-BUTTER.
I AM ATTENDING. THIS B4SH. THE ONE HERE YOU SPEAK OF.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

NOBODY TELL MYKEY THAT YOU AND BUD ARE COMING TO STAY WHEN NUFC PLAY AWAY AT IPSWICH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

img199.imageshack.us/img199/5544/pleasedont.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I'm mildly amazed that no-one's shopped Moyles into the current image challenge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I just need to know how much Newcastle Brown to get in. Wildheart brought some last time.
He's from up your way you know. I could tell by the accent. I couldn't understand a word of it. Mumbo Jumbo if you ask me.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I NEED TO FIND TRANSPORT what airports are closest?

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

nyeeeeeeooooowm
flying binky!

I hope you can make it, I will do such a big spango-hug on you.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

yes, this.
do your best, binkles!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

YOU PROMISED ME A SNOG.
although i like hugs too. AS WELL.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You will have a hug AND a snog.
Extra value for your money. Not that I'm a whore or anything.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

oh my.
*rushes to check rail stuff again*
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

so, anyone.
that ascii pic of head in hand. how can i find it?
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

this is the best I could find
www.b3ta.com/talk/5705481
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

:D thank you missy

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

HEY I CAN TOTALLY GET RAIL FOR LIKE £30 TODAY. BARGAIN.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

fuck yeah!
bring a tent and you're all set!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Cambridge Marshall Aerospace.
EGSC: APP 123.60
RAD 124.975
VDF 123.60
TWR 122.20

Landing fee £35
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

...oh Vienna!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Stansted, by the looks of it.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

OK THANK YOU

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Not me.
I'd quite like to meet hubare as himself though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I heard that he shaves his head and works from home in order to look even more like JMG

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

He's like a cross between myself and the spaceman from Toy Story.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6220364
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Spot on.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

ADD THIS TO THE INTERNET TRUTH FILE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

There should really be a JMG Facts Page online somewhere.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

INTERNET WIN!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I'm so over-excited, I just urinated on a passing Japanese tourist.
I do hope the tabloids don't get hold of this.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I read of Paris Hilton's frisky night with Ronaldo in the press.
But I was astonished to see you in the background of the photos feeling up most of the members from "The Pussycat Dolls".
Blimey Double R!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

*dandyish swirling of cane*
Nicole sends you her regards. Sexy regards.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

FROM THE RENAULT ADVERTS?!
Lordy!
You do keep high company!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

"Nicole"
"Ra-Ra!"


Oh, how we laugh.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

"Nicole?"
"Papa?"

"Out slagging your way round all the cock in Paris again?"

"Out being unfaithful to Mama again?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

"Don't be silly darling. You know I had Mama bumped off when she started threatening to take me to the cleaners"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

"oh, Papa, silly me, of course. I'd better go, this Parisien cock isn't all going to suck itself"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

"Save some for me!"
*Minces off in Renault*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

what the hell is wrong with yorkshire?
please mark your response for my attention
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

What's right with it?

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

1/4
the rest is too northern
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's really close to the much nicer Cumbria and County Durham and Northumberland.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I WAS BORN THERE AND SPENT THREE VERY HAPPY YEARS AT UNIVERSITY THERE

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

And not once did you pop in for a brew...
For shame, Binks. SHAAAAAAAAAAME
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

i didnt know you then!

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

No, ME

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I'll fight you for it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

I'll scissors paper stone you for it. On three...
THREE

TWO

ONE

GO!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*scissors*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

*rock*
UNLUCKY!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

*stabs with scissors and claims prize*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

*already left building on victory parade*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I really need to work on my stabbing reflex.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yorkshire is a perfectly adequate piece of land...
... You mean 'What is wrong with Yorkshire people?'

Answer: They are pefectly normal for psychopaths.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Why do you use ellipses so much?
... I mean, surely it's more effort?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

It's more...
...dramatic.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ellipsis is for the weak and feeble minded...
... oops
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

And people who can't...
...use the phone book.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I don't want to meet any of you ever again.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

:(
But Jobe, I'm LOVELY.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Don't listen to her Jobe, it's all LIES.
She's HORRIBLE.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

You're HORRIBLE to me Double R :(
I'm lovely and that. Stop LYING.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

FIBS
you're a terror. don't trust her, jobe!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

:(
Character assassination, ONLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

not even me?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

especially not you.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

im... not... gonna... cry...

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I thought about going the bash
but too expensive and in the south arse end of no where
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Badger's post here made me giggle.
b3ta.com/questions/onthebox/post449695
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

this is the kind of person i imagine gives you death threats
i43.tinypic.com/18zols.gif
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Oooh, scary.
The fact you only need to run up a flight of stairs and be completely, totally safe notwithstanding.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I often visit your corner of the country and I am disgusted that I have yet to see a statue in your honour

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)