You know what you'd be sitting on if it wasn't for the Scots?
YOUR ARSE!! Thats what you'd be sitting on
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

did a scots man invent the chair?

( diffy maybs, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Apparently so
They also invented hats and the English
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

the being run by the
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)