An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Welshman right.
And the Welshman, the Irishman and the Scotsman gang up and beat the crap out of the Englishman

Been watching Absolutely sketches. What a great show that was.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

STONEYBRIDGE!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

It's TWUE!!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

The best sketches are here
www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/videoclips/index.htm
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

Is this Scottish humour?
And do you have a license?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I think it was a nationwide show
And here's my license officer

*produces Scottish humour license*
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

*kills you*
*runs your 'country' how he likes*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

ooooh
ta!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

You know what you'd be sitting on if it wasn't for the Scots?
YOUR ARSE!! Thats what you'd be sitting on
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

did a scots man invent the chair?

( diffy maybs, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Apparently so
They also invented hats and the English
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

the being run by the
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

fucking mick!:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

LESBIANS IN TOP HATS!

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

A FUCKING GREAT FLACCID WHALE!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and Michael Jackson walk into an all-boys primary school.
The Irishman visibily relaxes knowing that for once he's not going to be be the butt of the joke.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

i approve
of this joke
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)