Why do you use ellipses so much?
... I mean, surely it's more effort?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

It's more...
...dramatic.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ellipsis is for the weak and feeble minded...
... oops
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

And people who can't...
...use the phone book.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)