Shittest present:
Mexican jumping beans when I turned 25. I mean, the fuck?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

my brother once got 2 bird feeders
and the promise of a years supply of seeds and nuts to fill them(it lasted 3 months and was never replenished)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

Actually, come to think of it
my Mum got me a "My little Pony" video for crimbo when I was about 8.

I actually cried.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)