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It's my birthday today!
I don't feel any older than usual.
Obviously you'll have bought me some wonderful present...
what's the shittest present you've been given/received?

alt: workmate played a prank on me today...slipped an egg into my back pocket and it broke, very messy and annoying but i'll get him back, what pranks do you play on your cow workers?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Shittest present:
Mexican jumping beans when I turned 25. I mean, the fuck?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
my brother once got 2 bird feeders
and the promise of a years supply of seeds and nuts to fill them(it lasted 3 months and was never replenished)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Actually, come to think of it
my Mum got me a "My little Pony" video for crimbo when I was about 8.

I actually cried.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I can remember getting a knitted dog toilet roll cover for my birthday when I was 9, it confused me somewhat
I don't play tricks at work, they think I am sweetness and light itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Ah, yes. I remember it well.
Age 12-13 pink and white spotty pyjamas for.... I think it was my 17th birthday from my nan when I was mid goth phase. Bless her.

Right, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
It is my birthday too
We can be birthday buddies!

Right i'm off to the pub to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
i'm already at the pub, now to leave the office and go downstairs to drink myself into a coma
iirc other b3tans who have birthdays today include hexachordal and the baroness
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
hexachordal doesn't come here any more
not now he's showbiz mates with Trent Reznor, we're not good enough for him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Who's Trent Reznor?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
PREZACTLY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
my slightly mad great aunt bought me the Ladybird book of London
for my 19th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
and yet you still live up north, you really a crazy in the coconut

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
I know what you lot get up to though
you all dress as pearly kings and queens then have a cockney knees-up round the joanna then go the see the tower of Big Ben at Buckingham palace
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
I sometimes mix miniature land-mines in with the tomatoes.
And put white phosphorous in the boiler room.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I got a book of cocktails and a cocktail shaker from my mum. I don't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Just sustitute all the boozy ingredients with different flavour Panda Pops

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
perhaps she thinks you should, maybe you bore her? no offence, forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)