Vultures! Leave SSG alone :(
Still, I've ordered one anyway.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

i'm going to eat my dinner off it everyday, and lick it clean
i won't catch cancer will i?
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Only bad people get cancer,
ask yourself "Am I a bad person?".
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I'll take ten.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'm ordering eight.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'm going to order one for display

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)