God, lawnmowers are fucking horrible.
Why can't they make a silent one?
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

They did

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

Then why doesn't anyone use it?
Did you eat it or something, you fat cunt?
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

No

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

You smell like a bat in a mangle.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

because noisy
ones are cheaper.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

they did,
but it involved goats, and car batteries
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)