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WHY?!
I have a killer headache - so retreated to my room, fell asleep fopr about half an hour and now my neighbour has decided that 8pm on a wednesday would be a really good time to mow his lawn...
so now I have a headache and my hay fever has got tons worse in the space of about 10 minutes:(
*cries*
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
God, lawnmowers are fucking horrible.
Why can't they make a silent one?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
They did

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
Then why doesn't anyone use it?
Did you eat it or something, you fat cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
You smell like a bat in a mangle.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)
because noisy
ones are cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
they did,
but it involved goats, and car batteries
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
Wank.
It does apparently help relieve pain.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
do a shit in
your hand and throw it at him out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
I had a splitting headache last night
and the Tour De France went right past my hotel window yesterday. Cue loads of fat drunk German tv crews in the hotel bar until about 3am this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
how lovely of them
The lawnmower ahs now been joined by a steam train...

I love living near the train station...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
Do you also like living in the 1960s?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
Nonsense,
Green Day didn't exist in the 60's
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
shh you
apparently it was the Orient Express...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
They did
They used to be called 'The Colourful Period of Time' and had hits such as "Weave Me a Basketcase of Flowers", "Good Riddance to Ruby Tuesday" and "Walking Down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams in my Loon Pants and Giving Flowers to Strangers".

/encyclopaedic* knowledge of music


*non-existent
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Why did you change "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"?
its named after a James Dean photo...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
Cah!
You can't argue with Paul Gambaccini's 'British HitSingles of the 60s'.

A James Dean photo has a name? How pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
What's wrong with you, woman?
Get drunk and sing loudly. That'll show the fat bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)
I did that last night
and this is the first night in months that I haven't been playing drums...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Collect all the dog eggs in bags
from those bins by the park, and plant them like mines in his garden.

He'll think twice about mowing the lawn ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)