Or put the bowl on top of the cat
whilst screaming "HAH! NOT SO SMART NOW ARE YOU FUCKO?"
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I quite like this one
then burst into tears as you realise your only social contact is with a cat
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)