Top tip:
Don't scratch your bum if you're a nose picker. You might forget, and absent mindedly stick your bum finger up your nose.
( CowJam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Meh.
It spends best part of the day up a Welshman's arse trying to keep my job. A bit of my shit won't hurt it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

I've been in Swansea, today.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Chances are nose pickers will like this.

( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

*clicks*
I like this tip. Oh yes.
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)