You're all wankers.
Fuck the lot of you.
Good bye.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Hahaha! FLOUNCE!
Brilliant.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Says Capain Cissy there.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Captain Cissy - Fruitcake Extraodinaire!

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

extra
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

OMG that's sooooo clever. LOLZ.
U shud b on myspace or sumfing. LOL
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Strike-through is L33t

( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

LOLZ hows do3z he do dat? itz majik

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

idk LOL
haxxor!
( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

IMH itz GR8!

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Baldmonkey DOES NOT flounce
if he did it would be done in a much more stylish fashion than that.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

I do not trust your opinion, stranger.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

What ? Did you want me to detail my entire life out to you before I replied to one of your posts?

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

You're female. He has no interest in you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

You're just adorable, aren't you?
I actually prefer to socialise with women more than men.

PS- do you have a penis at all?
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

You leave HaroldBishop'sLoveChild alone, you big gay.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

he's fucked off to watch cricket anyway

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Which one of them?
Actually, I'm watching South Park, so don't worry.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'd like to know someone before I believe their opinion about another person.
I'm not asking you to do anything.

Edit - You did reply to my post, didn't you?
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I never said you asked,
I asked you if you wanted me to.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Well then the answer is 'no'.
But don't expect me to accept what you said.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

I never asked you to accept it,
I was clearly stating my opinion on the matter.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Then I refute your opinion.
Take that.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Don't bother
it's being one of 'those' nights on here.
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

awwwwwwww pleeeeeeeeeasssseeee

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

well, go on then
just this once.
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

HELLO AGAIN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Word up JUMGE.
How is the shiz?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Canny.
I might go make myself a sandwich.
It's all go here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

I just had some left over tortillas and KFC
so I know just what you mean.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Aye'up JMG
I saw a post from you earlier that people from Yorkshire have been giving you death threats. This is not good for my home county. I am disappointed in those silly fat Yorkshire people.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

it wasn't me!

( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

It deffo wasn't you it was fattys

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

More death threats?
Not as popular as once thought then.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Your podcast made me laugh on the bus today. Lots.
I had to turn it off because people were looking at me.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Seriously, though, it is shit.
I mean, we're going to try condensing it and giving it more of a focus, but I'm not holding out much hope for it. Fact is, we think we are funnier than we are.
We might pack it in and do something else.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Make a TV programme.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Can you imagine how awful that would be?
Listen to oour podcast and imagine our monotone faces drearing the whole thing along.
Fucking hell. No. Maybe a book.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'd buy (download for free) a DVD of your podcast
It would be great for frightening the children.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

hello, I hate puffs tonight

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I don't.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Frankly, I keep having wet dreams about gay sex.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

No offence.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

it's ok, there's some psychologist guy who can cure it now
just try to stay away from children until the ambulance arrives
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

i don't see why poofs are treated as normal, they are are worse than pitbulls around kids, the damage lasts longer with poofs tho

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I hear that up to 80% of them carry hepatitis, AIDS, necrotising fasciitis, dropsy, fin rot, scrapie and worms

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

and they let these people roam free?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

it's a fucking disgrace

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

AWESOME-O
Thanks I have had a good evening
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

once, if not twice a day

( CowJam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

I wonder if there is an official government recommended limit?
If not I may lobby my MP. We should be told.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Thank you very much kind sir :)

( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Shh!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Top tip:
Don't scratch your bum if you're a nose picker. You might forget, and absent mindedly stick your bum finger up your nose.
( CowJam, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Meh.
It spends best part of the day up a Welshman's arse trying to keep my job. A bit of my shit won't hurt it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

I've been in Swansea, today.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Chances are nose pickers will like this.

( spaceage, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

*clicks*
I like this tip. Oh yes.
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

OTTERS TWINKLE
LOL RANDOM.
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

THEY FUCKING EGG AS LIKE!
ROFLANDOM
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

*hugs*

( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

FUCK YOU.
Please.
PMSPANDERING
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

*hands hot water bottle*
you ok for chocolates?
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

errr
I'm not blobbing.

I was just being nice.
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

I wish I could bleed out my man fadge :(
seems so cool
( MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

it's not
it's rubbish
( jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

HELLO INTERNET.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

ESME
YES
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

OH HAI
Who are we shouting at tonight?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

FUCKING EVERYONE

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I think I'm going to watch Tombstone again.
Yeah.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Oooh, cheers for reminding me to download that.
Have you seen Wyatt Earp?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I have not.
I've been busy in Swansea today.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Download Wyatt Earp.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)