A chap at work, who's surname is 'Morrell'
(We add an S, ie Smorrell) smells like a fetid badger corpse.

He sweats from 7:30AM, and wears the same shirt for days. We know this as, like a tree's trunk, his underarms have rings - Lighter from the previous days stinking sweat, and darker where that day's is slowly seeping outwards.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)