B.O Season
Body Odour Season has officially started... two Tubes on the way home.. two very stinky individuals sat in my carriages on both trains.

July brings out the stinkers.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

I'm soooooooo glad I don't live in London any more
I hated commuting on the tube when I was pregnant and my sense of smell was enhanced
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

This...
...is one of the myriad reasons I am emetrnally grateful I live in Suffolk.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Suffolk
isn't a patch on Scotland though
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

I don't breathe through my nose in vehicles.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

carry stealth deodorant
and spray them
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Would Pepper Spray do?
;-)
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

but then you'll lose the benefit
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4653139.stm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

ha ha.. Shall I be dominant? Shall I use a whip?
.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

take it up with jesus

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

with jesus the arse
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

A chap at work, who's surname is 'Morrell'
(We add an S, ie Smorrell) smells like a fetid badger corpse.

He sweats from 7:30AM, and wears the same shirt for days. We know this as, like a tree's trunk, his underarms have rings - Lighter from the previous days stinking sweat, and darker where that day's is slowly seeping outwards.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

Dont shower for two weeks
And then other people's B.O. wont bother you
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)