i've always been of the belief that football could do with a "wildcard" player who plays for neither team and whose job is to boot the ball as far away in any direction as possible
(Lightguyhail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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and snipers too
(Lightguyhail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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The referee can wear the tops of both sides underneath his top
He can play for either side whenever he wants, depending on bungs etc
(executiverockeronly wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:59,
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