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Preston are going up next season, Chester will go down from the Blue Square "Premier"

What's for lunch?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

ME ME ME
www.b3ta.com/talk/6221908
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

How is that website still running?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

What? But I only just made it!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

clue:
it isn't
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Is it the matrix?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

you are

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

AWESOME
*throws karate chops to try to rip time and space*
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

hah, omg, look at this old post!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/talk/50932
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Preston are a bunch of shits.
God I hate them, fuckin' deepdale an all that business.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

there are some nice shops at deepdale

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I work at one of them
There is a prime dogging spot behind sports world next door
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

how often do you go?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Never
It was reported by the LEP as being featured on a major dogging website.. but seeing as the area is secure with gates, and I often have to open our shop at the back at night, I have never seen anything.

Apparently Preston held the UKs first dogging championship...I want to know the criteria of such a competition!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

I think the main criteria would be:
a/ fully working headlights
b/ plenty of room on the back seats
c/ a lack of sexual inhibitions
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

I see it like an Ice skating comp
with three sections comprising of compulsory, original and free.

and Torvill and Dean
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Actually,
I've heard the football museum is very good. Still, shittin' Preston and whatnot.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

it's better than blackpool - roadwork capital of europe

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

UK stench champions too

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Blackpool was ultimately disappointing for me.
The pepsi max or whatever that corporate coaster is called now was the highlight of my trip.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Free entry too!
Still never been..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

i've always been of the belief that football could do with a "wildcard" player who plays for neither team and whose job is to boot the ball as far away in any direction as possible

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

and snipers too

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

The referee can wear the tops of both sides underneath his top
He can play for either side whenever he wants, depending on bungs etc
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)