he only went missing by media standards.
nobody who actually knew him considered him missing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

But the word of The Sun is 100% fact
Just don't read it on a train in Liverpool...
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)