I demand that you are on one of my trains in a fortnight.
Aberdeen - York
York - Seamer
Seamer - Filey.

Take your pick.
The last one is only for 8 minutes though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

No can do, Toady
That's a long day you've got ahead of you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

From 8am - 3pm
2 Stops. One at York for 40 mins (At lunchtime, handy for the kids)
One at Seamer for 20 mins.
So not too bad really.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Numb arses all round

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Definitely. But worth it in the end.
We have a table though. Woo.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

That's great if there are enough of you
I don't book them anymore after falling out with two teachers marking exam papers from London to Leeds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

There's me, leeann, her two kids and Teggers.
Is there a secret codeword I can say to get preferential treatment and free stuffs?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Yes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Is it "please"?
I think most workers would die if they heard that word, no matter what the workplace.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Just be nice to people
And you will reap your reward in heaven
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

the aberdeen-york train will run 35 minutes late now you've said that

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Haha.
No doubt.

I'll be taking food with us anyway but it would be nice if there was a chippy or something near the station to get something a bit more substantial.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)