So, who here likes being awake?
To be honest I'm not expecting too many answers. I'm filling time between stations on my way to Lancaster. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

hello mr official.
how goes it? I am awake. But only woke up 4 hours(not even!) ago. I'm lazy sometimes me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

It goes well
Despite being at work when I'd rather be in bed. Low passenger levels keep me happy at this time of day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

urrrrrrrrrrgh. I have work in an hour and a bit too. :(
fucksocks.
on the plus side it's not fucking mental freezing cold today! Only fucking freezing cold.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

Strike!
We just went over a sheep.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

naaaaaah need the money.
That and my boss is a sleaze - he'd probably chuck a fit if I did... ick. /shudder
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)

not me.
im watching wonder pets. wonder pets is fucking mind rot.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

Go and do something proper then
You fat thief
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)

The phone, the phone is ringing!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Demons!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

i dont.
who the wants to talk about their bloody gas bill at 8am?

stupid people. every one should be in bed with a hangover, and not get up until at least 12.
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

Hippy
Get a proper job
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

like what??
some times i think it would be better to just claim dole money and drink steller all day.
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

i took my dog to the hairdressers yesterday
he is no longer longhaired. it's great, he looks like a teddy bear

i hope i can get away with this degree of bgn early in the morning
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

I demand that you are on one of my trains in a fortnight.
Aberdeen - York
York - Seamer
Seamer - Filey.

Take your pick.
The last one is only for 8 minutes though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

No can do, Toady
That's a long day you've got ahead of you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

From 8am - 3pm
2 Stops. One at York for 40 mins (At lunchtime, handy for the kids)
One at Seamer for 20 mins.
So not too bad really.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Numb arses all round

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Definitely. But worth it in the end.
We have a table though. Woo.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

That's great if there are enough of you
I don't book them anymore after falling out with two teachers marking exam papers from London to Leeds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

There's me, leeann, her two kids and Teggers.
Is there a secret codeword I can say to get preferential treatment and free stuffs?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Yes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Is it "please"?
I think most workers would die if they heard that word, no matter what the workplace.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Just be nice to people
And you will reap your reward in heaven
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

the aberdeen-york train will run 35 minutes late now you've said that

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Haha.
No doubt.

I'll be taking food with us anyway but it would be nice if there was a chippy or something near the station to get something a bit more substantial.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)