Are you sure it was jam and not chutney?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Yes I am sure
As they left plenty of it behind for some mug to clean up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

You use mugs to clean the trains?
I'd use people myself.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

They're mostly ex cons with nazi tattoos on their hands
Mugs is a fair description
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

There's a porno in the making here
'fair haired ticket inspector and the gruff neo nazi cleaners'

It'll make millions
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Actually that could probably extend into a series of childrens books too.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

YOU'D probably extend into a series of children's books
i don't even know what that means
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm not sure I can perform for the cameras
This could be a problem
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)