'Where's my heart?'
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8092930.stm

This is disturbing. What has disturbed you today?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm pretty sure my heart is in my knob.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

A family of obese Indian people who got on my train then feasted on nothing but jam butties

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Better than burgers, I guess

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Are you sure it was jam and not chutney?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Yes I am sure
As they left plenty of it behind for some mug to clean up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

You use mugs to clean the trains?
I'd use people myself.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

They're mostly ex cons with nazi tattoos on their hands
Mugs is a fair description
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

There's a porno in the making here
'fair haired ticket inspector and the gruff neo nazi cleaners'

It'll make millions
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Actually that could probably extend into a series of childrens books too.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

YOU'D probably extend into a series of children's books
i don't even know what that means
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm not sure I can perform for the cameras
This could be a problem
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Only about 30% know where the lungs are?
Bloody hell..
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Everyone knows they're in your face
along with the spleen, and dendritic gangula
( The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

That picture makes me sad because of the pancreas bullying the other day.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

The Pancreas looks like a large piece of tasty tasty bacon

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

I hope you can find some solace in the fact that I too am feeling sad about this.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

It helps knowing that there are other people in my little boat of sadness.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

My thoughts are with SSG's family at this difficult time.
Together, we can't beat cancer. Although most patients die.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Room for more.
www.b3tards.com/u/521c99d33075d600cdbb/boatofsadness.jpg
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Can you make my penis bigger for accuracy?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

i think i'm too sad to join you in the boat, i'd just depress everyone
:(((
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Come on in mongy.
There's room for, what looks like, one more person in this tiny boat.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

SSG Boat Of Sadness is almost full :(
www.b3tards.com/u/521c99d33075d600cdbb/boatofsadness12.jpg


www.b3ta.com/talk/6222803#post6222808
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

clickin dis

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I hope SSG gets to see it. He needs to know we're there for him. On a boat.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Start getting excited. I've just started trying to start doing my randomburn.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

YES!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Needs more Doveston.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

That's not disturbing.
Why does the average person need to know where internal organs are?
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

So you know where to stab with accuracy.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

How can you not know where your heart and lungs are?!
You're ever aware of their presence, it's like not knowing where your foot is!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

You don't walk with your liver.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Liver was one of the better answered ones

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Oh good, they won't fall over then.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Still, it's basic anatomy, an awareness of yourself
And others.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Cat's don't know where their organs are, and they seem to do fine.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

A cat couldn't phone an ambulance if another cat was ran over
Knowing where organs are have an advantage when calling ambulances.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

"Oh god there's tyre tracks goint right across his..."

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

''We're not coming out until you tell us exactly where your spleen is located.''?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

The people were asked heart, lungs, kidneys, ovaries, intestines, bladder
Basic stuff. From a shaded picture.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

''We're not coming out until you tell us exactly where your heart, lungs, kidneys, ovaries, intestines and bladder are located.''?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's completely unnecessary for day to day living
it's not as if knowing where they are wil ever change anything about how you live your life
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

The number of people who accidentally get their Pancreas pierced when actually wanting a Prince Albert is shocking

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I once saw a man toss another man off thinking he was performing CPR.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

"You're not going out dressed like that! You'll get kidneychill!"
"ACKtually Mother, my kidneys are 30mm higher than the hem of this top, so I think you'll find that I'll be fine."
"Oh, ok then, have fun. Remember to swallow if you want him to propose to you"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

The amount of times I've tried smoking a cig through my anus is unbelieveable,
I just keep forgetting where my lungs are.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

It's hardly disturbing. It's not even worrying.

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

They don't need to,
but you'd think they'd know.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I assume you've never
tried to punch someone in the kidneys?
( The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Poor SSG :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

sickening cancer racism

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I now propose that SSG has Tasty Bacon Disease

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I can understand some of the more obscure ones,
like the pancreas. But the heart? I'm amazed that anybody doesn't know where that is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

I seem to remember at school being told it was on one side of the chest cavity
when in fact it's a lot closer to the middle.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

I bet you looked a fool when trying Kobra's 'Heart Grab' fatality from Mortal Kombat and came out holding fuck all.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Yeah, it's common that people think it's on their left because it's a stronger muscle, when it's only slightly to that side.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

sometimes these things are phrased badly,
and adults forget how literally children tend to take things. They say "it's on the left" meaning it's only a bit on the left, but of course when you're only 6 you think they mean it's practically in your armpit.

When I was little I thought we had two hearts, one on each side, because the doctor used his stethoscope on both sides when he did my checkup. Because adults tell you they use a stethoscope to listen to your heart, they don't tell you they use them on your lungs as well!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

I watched Iron Man so I know it's in the middle.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)