I once saw a man toss another man off thinking he was performing CPR.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

"You're not going out dressed like that! You'll get kidneychill!"
"ACKtually Mother, my kidneys are 30mm higher than the hem of this top, so I think you'll find that I'll be fine."
"Oh, ok then, have fun. Remember to swallow if you want him to propose to you"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

The amount of times I've tried smoking a cig through my anus is unbelieveable,
I just keep forgetting where my lungs are.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)