i imagine him sitting at his pc with his collection of plushies around him
kissing them for every grumpy post he makes
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

"Pikachu I choose you MWAH"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

all the bedding in my room is pink with crimson hearts

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)