I bet you'd look shit wearing it

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

You wouldn't say that to my face if I was wearing it.
*stabs you right up*
( Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Maybe.
Talking of pointy things, I watched Ultraviolet earlier and really liked this.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

"Hack and slash stylishly with Violet's Sword!"
Nice.
( Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'd like to hack and slash Violet with my "sword".
/Milla Jovovich induced erection
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)