I was 22 when I had my first surro baby and the parents were early 40s
and it was nothing like that.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

No massive obstetric haemorrhage?

( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Well, yes, that bit, 1400mls

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)