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I'm not playing but I feel bad for you people stuck indoors tonight. So here you go.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
here we go?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
Thought you'd gone out?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
he's just adding the just for men spray to his top bit

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
HALT THE ONLINE BANDWAGON.
I'm grey, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
BALD GREY DOLE MUM

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
MOOHALAA PHONESEX THE ESME HACKER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
well, never having met the enigma that is JMG
I couldn't possibly say
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
As if that's a pre-requisite!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
JMG, you're my hero

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
I don't need your sympathy!
*mutter, mutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
i feel sorry for eskimos
it's very cold in iceland
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
i am happy to be indoors, it means i have my little smashers over, great daddy times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
ah fuck it have a number,
a fat spastic bird who has fallen in her wheelchair, 58


recap/15,46,5
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
Pick a better one.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
He's no need.
That's 58 marked off for me. Take that, 'Jack'!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I hate you, HBLC.
I hate you so very, very much.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
When this is all over we'll be friends again.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Oh, most definately.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
How are the numbers selected?
It's important.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
an online random bingo number generator
i do not have a little bingo kit here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
Fuck this then.
I'm off out.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
good for you, it's what i'd do if i could, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
last two digits tattooed on the arms of his
Miss Auswitz Monthly Calender Collection 1940-45
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
:P

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
bah pollen
bastard flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
It seems you're not boring enough.
I am surprised....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
Maybe you'd like to fall out with me.
That's never dull or repeatative.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
ROFL I KNOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Fucking Casualty, playing midwives
without even calling the labour ward.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
And I don't like it when they do surrogacy stuff, it's usually bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
I'm not surprised.
I share a house with a social worker, so when we watch it she's muttering about all the social work things they get wrong and I complain about medical side (I'm in patient safety).

For example, just then they wouldn't have said "get a paediatrician", they'd have asked for a neonatologist.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
They would have called one as soon as she looked like she was delivering
no CTG machine, not even a doppler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Young rock chick?
Older couple surrogacy?

Juno anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
I was 22 when I had my first surro baby and the parents were early 40s
and it was nothing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
No massive obstetric haemorrhage?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
Well, yes, that bit, 1400mls

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)