Unless they
are Sally Gunnell, ugly and runs like the fucking wind.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

"if she aint good 'nuff for her family she ain't good 'nuff fer ours boy, you ain't a-marryun that gel!"
/punchline to Suffolk/Norfolk joke
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Golf Gag #1
:)
( robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)