Will anyone marry me?
I can't offer much, but I can brew a good cup of tea.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

I will, pretty please.
I think it's legal in Cuba.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

are you
brother and sister then? I think it's legal in East Anglia too.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

It certainly is
but it's more common for fathers to fuck their daughters instead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Unless they
are Sally Gunnell, ugly and runs like the fucking wind.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

"if she aint good 'nuff for her family she ain't good 'nuff fer ours boy, you ain't a-marryun that gel!"
/punchline to Suffolk/Norfolk joke
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Golf Gag #1
:)
( robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

I will
we'll have to move to Masachussetts though
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

THREE-WAY WEDDING!

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

That means 2 rings each,
so to speak.
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

lucky
you
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

I don't like tea
and I'm already married, otherwise I would have considered it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

Don't like tea?
I'm no head doctor, but you need help. You're not normal, you!
( Druid, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

I'm trying to marry off my sister, if you're interested.
You'd have to live in Brighton and (pretend to) be gay, but she's a lovely lass once you get past the whole scary, control freak side of things.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

You certainly know how to sell her

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)