Pimms and lemonade.
I'd have to choose either something quite low to the ground so it didn't have far to go or something tall and unsteady so that I had a chance to catch it unawares and topple it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

like a giraffe?
or a clown on stilts ?
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

The second one I think.
I'd point at something then run at him while he was looking for the interesting object.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)