offer to buy them the beer in return for a fiver or something
everyone wins
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha, I had considerd this
but they asked me in view of the shopkeeper looking out the shop window.
Anyway, I asked him to give me his money, and one of his mates said that I would run off with it.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

aww man, you rang the police on some kids
just because they scared you a little? they were only trying to get a few drinks
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

a little ?
man, I had to change my underpants and trousers when I got home.
( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)