They'd get a clip round the ear
and when they get home they'd hope their dad didn't know, cos if he did they'd get a clip round the other ear
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

If their parents were anywhere near as reactionary as lot
they'd be out in the family estate looking for turb0t trying to kneecap him.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)