that was one of those times when I just stared at /talk in mute horror, not quite believing the events that were unfolding before my eyes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I started laughing uproarously at the world "unfolding"
possibly at the connotation that foreplay with vodkacoke would be like prying open the two sections of a mayonaise-slathered kebab that you bought when you were very very drunk, to check that the contents were 100% completely cleared by WHO before you put your face near it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Oh fucking hell :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm so aroused right now

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

more importantly
was the mayonnaise chilled first or did he slip a few cubes up there? you need a certain amount of warmth and ice isn't there for the chill factor; it's there as a slow-release dilutant.

or something.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

i fucking love ricks rant towards the end
gold
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Good times.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)