Can someone PLEASE post a dull thread?

oh.
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Dull reply

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Dull reply reply

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Threats of ignore

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Pretending I don't care

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Annoyance at not being able to provoke a reaction

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Inevitable wobble

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'd like to bring out a range of bras called that

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hah,
please do
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Tedious response to dull reply right here

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Mild antagonism

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Really boring comment,
bringing in elements of lunch threads and kittens.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Some kind of tenuously relevent ascii art

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

He's out.
Got a gig tonight.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Mention of technology using words no normal person has knowledge of.
Small detail about lunch.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Argument over which operating system is better
show of distain over choice of lunch
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Attempts to brush off the argument.
Some, frankly disturbing, pandering here.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Posts pic of something Star Wars/Trek related
Oh oops, this ain't /board.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

The good thing is Dull Thread Bingo is slowly but surely uniting the boards
I for one salute Mongy, our Bingo loving anti board fascism overlord
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I missed bastard bingo.
GRR.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

THANK FUCK

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I did but it was 45 mins ago :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I liked your thread.
It picked up about halfway through with a good subthread. Classic posting technique.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

It's what I aimed for.
Though to be honest I thought it was a disaster with the whole one word answer shizzle. I don't really make new threads.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

You could always start one

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Now, there's an idea

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

All of your threads a fucking shite.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Fuck off you floppy haired cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

+ex
I'm an ex-floppy haired cunt.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

HAIR CUT TWINS.
I had mine sorted today.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I had mine sorted about 3 years ago.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And every few weeks before and since.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Me too but without the before bit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Tramp.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

it was trimmed,
not "cut".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

My comment stands.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

thats amazing, because i also had my hair cut later this week

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Tic, tic, tic, tic BOOM!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Evening Gilgyplops
hows your pants?
( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

i'll have to check that and the contents
, i feel sick now, damn vodkacunt and webclam
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

that was one of those times when I just stared at /talk in mute horror, not quite believing the events that were unfolding before my eyes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I started laughing uproarously at the world "unfolding"
possibly at the connotation that foreplay with vodkacoke would be like prying open the two sections of a mayonaise-slathered kebab that you bought when you were very very drunk, to check that the contents were 100% completely cleared by WHO before you put your face near it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Oh fucking hell :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm so aroused right now

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

more importantly
was the mayonnaise chilled first or did he slip a few cubes up there? you need a certain amount of warmth and ice isn't there for the chill factor; it's there as a slow-release dilutant.

or something.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

i fucking love ricks rant towards the end
gold
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Good times.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

this needs a repost
grim
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

she;'s got a weird mouth.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

No it fucking doesn't:(((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Oh :(
No no no
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

im just sharing the fucking wealth here

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'll have to check this statement for truth.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

like what you see?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Brace yourself.

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

When she says "Want to Play?"
I get images of that DungeonMaster game you could get where some dude who looked like Hellraiser gave you instructions from the TV whilst you played the accompanying board game.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

what are podka dots?

( turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

There goes another monocle...

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

this is not within the rules or the spirit of the game, but i give up, no offence
the age at which fat girls go to good schools and the tarts go to the comprehensive, 11
( mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

NO

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Still in the cool club.
:(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

me too.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

let's get married

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

This ain't cricket

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Four!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

so you's the man who come to sweep my yard
the yard man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

You'd better brush it good.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

WORK

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldnt you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

in all fairness
someone has to
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Danny Boy!

(Captain Boffer, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

what the deuce

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)